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>A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and
hides in the
>bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
>
>She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the
little
>boy is in there already.
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have a football."
>Man - "That's nice."
>Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>Man - "No, thanks."
>Boy - "My dad's outside."
>Man - "OK, how much?"
>Boy - "£250"
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover
>are in the cupboard together.
>Boy - "Dark in here."
>Man - "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have football boots."
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>Boy - £750"
>Man - "Sold."
>
>A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, "Grab your
boots and
>football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father
asks,
>"How much did you sell them for?"
>Boy -"£1,000."
>The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that.
>That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to
>church and make you confess."
>
>They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
in the
>confession booth and he closes the door.
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my
cupboard now"
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Bush in Bush Osama decided to send George W.
Bush a letter in his
own handwriting to let him know that he was still in
the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line
of coded message:
****370H-SSV- 0773H** ****
Bush was baffled (as usual!).
So he emailed it to Condoleezza Rice.
Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they
sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the F.B.I so it went to the
CIA and then to the NSA.
Eventually they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this
reply:
"Tell the President he is holding the message upside
down!_______ _________
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